Enfuego's Official Douche Thread

[Enfuego]

Starting today I'll be posting the biggest douche threads I read on the forums. Please include threads if you want however I'll let you know if they qualify or not.

The threads must be selective and include total douchery. What is a douche thread? It's a thread that just makes the readers say "what the fuck are you talking about?"

Let's start with one of the biggest douche's in forumville Timely Hitting. Yesterday he told us Ben Gordon had a chance to become a playoff legend and today he bad mouths Kevin Garnett and tells us he shouldn't be on the bench during the playoffs.

WHY IS THIS A DOUCHE THREAD? Anyone that watches the NBA will tell you Kevin Garnett is a warrior. The guy is a great offensive player and an even better defensive player. The guy has played for a number of years and played at an All Star level with an NBA championship under his belt. He has earned the respect througout the league as one of the few superstars. He most certainly will be a Hall of Famer.

http://forums.eog.com/online-sportsb...ed-221548.html

 

[Enfuego]

DOUCHE THREAD #2

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...wednesday.html

WHY A DOUCHE THREAD? Guy claims to have 35 on an email list and more than 100 views on his baseball threads every day yet only posts his "very stong opinion" play on one of the many forums he frequents. I'd think if you had a strong opinion you'd post it for all of us to see. He did post plays here for today and took the Cubs with no mention of it being a very strong play.

OH BY THE WAY, THE CUBS LOST THE GAME 10-0. PRIME EXAMPLE OF DOUCHERY!

 

[MikeB]

You do realize that this isn't EOG or SBR right?.........this is the RX.

 

[Buster]

You do realize that this isn't EOG or SBR right?.........this is the RX.

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[Enfuego]

You do realize that this isn't EOG or SBR right?.........this is the RX.

Good god. If there's a douchy post on the RX it goes here as well. I'm an equal opportunity poster.

 

[MikeB]

I should be more supportive. I have one here, it is even from the RX;

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?p=6649728#post6649728

 

[Enfuego]

I should be more supportive. I have one here, it is even from the RX;

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?p=6649728#post6649728

MikeB, this will help with the Douche contest. If you don't like it you should not read it.

 

[Enfuego]

DOUCHE THREAD #3

http://forums.eog.com/online-sportsb...nt-221582.html

WHY IS THIS A DOUCHE THREAD? Damn, this is a trend TH. You're a damn fool! Guys sit here and tell you the rules of the game and you call them names and tell them they're wrong and blah, blah, blah and then have to eat crow. You fucking moron! Jump off the Bull's bandwagon and open your eyes and ears.
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[mrcrash]

If this is a douche thread you better quit your job as this will take up all of your time.

 

[Enfuego]

If this is a douche thread you better quit your job as this will take up all of your time.

Very good point.

 

[Enfuego]

DOUCHE THREAD #4

http://forums.eog.com/online-sportsb...tt-221790.html

WHY IS THIS A DOUCHE THREAD? A guy on an offshore gambling forum says he can hit the likes of MLB Pitcher Josh Beckett. Enough said!
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